Summary: Crowley is a serial killer. Bobby is the FBI agent assigned to catch him.
Notes: Mentions of gore, but nothing terribly graphic. Dedicated to victorianpantaloons because she inspired this with her Red Dragon AU drawings. Also some car porn, because I had entirely too much fun.

#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME
supernatural sneak peek 8x19 - taxi driver
bobby’s in hell Bye
*throws computer off roof and jumps after it’s crushed remains*
AFTER ALL HE HAS DONE. ALL THE LIVES HE HAS SAVED.
Shhh. It’s because Crowley couldn’t be without him.
Oops. Crobby feels.
son. of. a. bitch. sonofabitch.
go ahead. you tell me that’s not bobby.
all i can think is crowley had some “fine print” going on with bobby’s contract when he borrowed his soul.
he is young
he is only a boy
Doesn’t sound like our kind of thing, Garth. Better drop a dime to the FBI.