Dream, little darling, dream;

I always know when Maddie has been online because I am greeted with something like 10 asks and I click and it is this. Maddie omG.

I always know when Maddie has been online because I am greeted with something like 10 asks and I click and it is this.

Maddie omG.

posted 7 months ago

theactivebookworm replied to your post: ehehe the video game I ordered is coming in the…
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SECOND SENTENCE COMING I WAS LIKE “WAIT IS CHRISTINA A GAMER I HAVE KNOWN HER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY OR SOMETHING WHY DID I NOT— OH NO WAIT MARK SHEPPARD”
MARK LIFE RUINER SHEPPARD
MARK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR GODDAMN FACE GET BACK HERE LET ME LOOK AT YOU MMM YES GOOD SHEPPARD
MAJHJRTKDFJHDGSJFKSFHGJ SHEPFDJSJFHKFDDSGHGFHJSKFSHFSJKFSHFJDSKFSRD

mADDIE I’M CRYADSLFJKSDF’;

WHEN IN DOUBT MARK SHEPPARD

posted 9 months ago with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: "I think they should get Sherlock and John to be Mark Sheppard on Castle. Featuring Mark Sheppard. As the suspicious-looking tree."

whaT

posted 9 months ago with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: "I'll have you know my hands are grubby because I was out digging up grubs. Grubs to feed to my pet anteater. Think before you generalize, bro. |:<"

posted 9 months ago

mutationalfalsetto: darlingdreamingtree: ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE. You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius…ness. However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel. #and omfg I started reading this in Yzma’s voice I can’t I am Yzma. Not as a full-time thing but, y’know, it pays the bills. #p.s. the cats are going to be honey glazed #they will make your room very sticky #it will smell like bacon #WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? That will only attract moRE CATS

mutationalfalsetto:

darlingdreamingtree:

ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE.

You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius…ness.

However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

#and omfg I started reading this in Yzma’s voice I can’t

I am Yzma. Not as a full-time thing but, y’know, it pays the bills.

#p.s. the cats are going to be honey glazed #they will make your room very sticky #it will smell like bacon #WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

That will only attract moRE CATS


ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE. You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius&#8230;ness. However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE.

You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius…ness.

However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

posted 10 months ago with 5 notes

Anonymous asked: "HONEY GLAZED BACON. I DON'T KNOW IF BACON CAN BE GLAZED IN HONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HONEY GLAZED MEANS, I JUST KNOW THAT PEOPLE LIKE IT AND PUT IT ON STUFF. FUCK, EVERY LAYER OF MARK SHEPPARD IS ALSO HONEY GLAZED, OKAY? ESPECIALLY THE BACON HATS. What is honey glazing?"

posted 10 months ago

Anonymous asked: "You are actually made up of a million tiny mark sheppards wearing scottish fold hats and those hats are made out of millions of mark sheppards also wearing those hats and then THOSE hats are made out of mark sheppards wearing scottish fold hats and those hats are made out of bacon or something."

posted 10 months ago with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: "Headcanon: Crowley likes to call Dean on the phone when they're apart for too long and he talks to him about his day and other completely pointless topics and he always makes sure to mention that his tailor is the greatest person ever and Dean is like "have you seen my wardrobe b/c i do not care about your tailor" and even though Crowley has seen Dean's wardrobe he thinks it is still worth discussing."

ohmygod what

Yes I can see this. Crowley purposely calling at times when he knows they’ll be asleep. Practically hearing Dean rolling his eyes as he brings up his tailor. Again.

posted 10 months ago with 1 note

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME but no you&#8217;re right WHY CAN&#8217;T I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME

but no you’re right

WHY CAN’T I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES

posted 10 months ago with 5 notes