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Hello! My name is Christina. I'm 24, and I'm from Florida. I love animals and puns.

Here you'll see lots of tv shows, movies, music, and crying over comedians apparently.

Aykroyd, Belushi, and Murray appreciation life.

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Samurai Psychiatrist!
Yeah but is it you though?

Anonymous

You pose a very thoughtful query.

I think it’s me.

Now I am unsure.

(It’s me.)

  #ask    #anon    #anonymous    #maddIE    #theactivebookworm    #lol  
I always know when Maddie has been online because I am greeted with something like 10 asks and I click and it is this.
Maddie omG.

I always know when Maddie has been online because I am greeted with something like 10 asks and I click and it is this.

Maddie omG.

  #replies    #ask    #anon    #MADDIE    #mutationalfalsetto    #hey bro Whorehouse 13 is quality television    #also ilu  
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SECOND SENTENCE COMING I WAS LIKE “WAIT IS CHRISTINA A GAMER I HAVE KNOWN HER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY OR SOMETHING WHY DID I NOT— OH NO WAIT MARK SHEPPARD”
MARK LIFE RUINER SHEPPARD
MARK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING WITH YOUR GODDAMN FACE GET BACK HERE LET ME LOOK AT YOU MMM YES GOOD SHEPPARD
MAJHJRTKDFJHDGSJFKSFHGJ SHEPFDJSJFHKFDDSGHGFHJSKFSHFSJKFSHFJDSKFSRD

mADDIE I’M CRYADSLFJKSDF’;

WHEN IN DOUBT MARK SHEPPARD

  #omfG    #screamigndsljkfs    #MADDIE    #THESE ARE THE MOST ACCURATE THINGS I HAVE EVER READ    #PRETTY SURE THOSE ARE ACTUALLY HIS REAL MIDDLE NAMES    #lol    #replies    #theactivebookworm    #mutationalfalsetto    #I love you omg    #Mark Sheppard  
I think they should get Sherlock and John to be Mark Sheppard on Castle. Featuring Mark Sheppard. As the suspicious-looking tree.

Anonymous

whaT

  #MADDIE    #MADDIE NO    #lol    #I have to go to work now so I have no time for these shenanigans IM CRY    #ask    #anon    #anonymous    #mutationalfalsetto  
I'll have you know my hands are grubby because I was out digging up grubs. Grubs to feed to my pet anteater. Think before you generalize, bro. |:<

Anonymous

  #MADDIE    #you have had a pet anteater all this time    #and you've never shown it to me    #that's cold bro    #I'm cry    #lol    #anon    #anonymous    #ask    #mutationalfalsetto  
mutationalfalsetto:

darlingdreamingtree:


ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE.
You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius…ness.
However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

#and omfg I started reading this in Yzma’s voice I can’t
I am Yzma. Not as a full-time thing but, y’know, it pays the bills.

#p.s. the cats are going to be honey glazed #they will make your room very sticky #it will smell like bacon #WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
That will only attract moRE CATS

mutationalfalsetto:

darlingdreamingtree:

ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE.

You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius…ness.

However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

#and omfg I started reading this in Yzma’s voice I can’t

I am Yzma. Not as a full-time thing but, y’know, it pays the bills.

#p.s. the cats are going to be honey glazed #they will make your room very sticky #it will smell like bacon #WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

That will only attract moRE CATS

  #I am ok with this    #though I could do without the sticky-ness    #also gdi tumblr sorry I didn't see this sooner ;;    #Maddie    #mutationalfalsetto    #replies    #lol  

ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE.
You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius&#8230;ness.
However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

ALAS, I CANNOT FORMULATE A PLOT TO ESCAPE THIS FATE.

You are an evil genius, Maddie. Chock full of evil genius…ness.

However, your supplying me with fluffy adorable kittens shows that you are not entirely cruel.

  #omfg    #I am laughing so hard    #aldkjasd    #I love you    #LOL    #Maddie    #mutationalfalsetto    #DEVON    #your posters are in danger apparently    #and you don't get kittens in return lol    #DrJohnHWatson    #and omfg I started reading this in Yzma's voice I can't  
HONEY GLAZED BACON. I DON'T KNOW IF BACON CAN BE GLAZED IN HONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HONEY GLAZED MEANS, I JUST KNOW THAT PEOPLE LIKE IT AND PUT IT ON STUFF. FUCK, EVERY LAYER OF MARK SHEPPARD IS ALSO HONEY GLAZED, OKAY? ESPECIALLY THE BACON HATS. What is honey glazing?

Anonymous

  #asldkjd    #I am laughing so hard and my parents want to know why hOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS    #LOL    #Maddie    #I love you    #omfg    #I can't    #mutationalfalsetto    #ask    #anon    #anonymous  
You are actually made up of a million tiny mark sheppards wearing scottish fold hats and those hats are made out of millions of mark sheppards also wearing those hats and then THOSE hats are made out of mark sheppards wearing scottish fold hats and those hats are made out of bacon or something.

Anonymous

  #I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I'M EXCITED    #MADDIE    #is this you    #mutationalfalsetto    #omg what if one day I get a message like this and it isn't you I would be so confused    #omg    #I am laughing so muchasdjfsds    #I can't    #ask    #anon    #anonymous    #I love you    #lol  
Headcanon: Crowley likes to call Dean on the phone when they're apart for too long and he talks to him about his day and other completely pointless topics and he always makes sure to mention that his tailor is the greatest person ever and Dean is like "have you seen my wardrobe b/c i do not care about your tailor" and even though Crowley has seen Dean's wardrobe he thinks it is still worth discussing.

Anonymous

ohmygod what

Yes I can see this. Crowley purposely calling at times when he knows they’ll be asleep. Practically hearing Dean rolling his eyes as he brings up his tailor. Again.

  #I don't know what this is but I am laughing    #Maddie    #Maddie is this you    #LOL    #ask    #anon    #anonymous