so we got new music at work and today the store radio started playing “What’s Going On”
and I just
wanted to collapse dramatically to the floor
oh my goD DO I TRY
I try
all the time
in this institutION

i know mads mikkelsen is a great hannibal and everything, but when silence of the lambs first came out at the cinema, anthony hopkins would go to see it and when hannibal makes the disgusting slurping sound after describing how he ate a census taker (which was improvised!), hopkins would slide into an empty seat next to somebody and make that noise right in their ear and just frighten the life out of everyone
and i just feel like everyone needs to know this story
I forgot about this, but back during Christmas Break, I put Star Trek in front of my cat to see what he would do. To my surprise, he actually did watch it. However, he only seemed mildly entertained - that is, until Scotty started talking. Then my cat actually paused the episode and stared at him. He just stared at Scotty and wouldn’t let me press play for, like, four or five minutes. After that, he watched for a while, but gradually lost interest and started dozing, only looking up when he heard Scotty’s voice.
Can someone please explain to me why my cat loves Scotty so much? Was James Doohan secretly some sort of magical cat whisperer? What is this?
oh
my
god
i think your cat has a crush
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
yesterday all of my tribbles seemed so far away
you didn’t
now it looks as if they’re here to stay
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go