also in literally exactly one month Jack and I will be sharing the same space and I’m kind of ju s t

so we got new music at work and today the store radio started playing “What’s Going On”
and I just
wanted to collapse dramatically to the floor
oh my goD DO I TRY
I try
all the time
in this institutION

me: I think I almost died.
mum: what
me: I’ve just been choking for like five minutes.
mum: I didn’t even hear you ohmygOD YOU COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD IN THERE.
me: 
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “*STANDING AT REGISTER WAITING FOR A CUSTOMER WHILE THE OPEN LIGHT IS SWITCHED IN THE “ON” POSITION”Bottom Text: “ARE YOU OPEN?”]
Sometimes I really just want to say no to see what they do/say.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/c89154eb7cec492fd2039e8b8607aa37/tumblr_moesbn8Goq1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “*STANDING AT REGISTER WAITING FOR A CUSTOMER WHILE THE OPEN LIGHT IS SWITCHED IN THE “ON” POSITION”
Bottom Text: “ARE YOU OPEN?”]Sometimes I really just want to say no to see what they do/say.

When a customer says they’re never shopping at the store again because they didn’t get their way~
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when you’re holding one of these

and you’re like “lol look guys it’s like I’m drinking beer”
and then you remember
you’re 23 years old
sometimes you just need to eat cookie dough and blare Dave Matthews Band

do you ever have one of those days where you just
make cookie dough for dinner

today at work there was this middle-aged guy with huge 70s-style sunglasses on (inside) and he had his shirt open like halfway from the top with his chest hair bursting free like weeds in the summer
and when he came up to my register he very severely invaded my personal space to comment on how “fine” my hair is and if I hadn’t backed up on instinct I am almost certain he was about to reach out to touch it

can u kindly not reach your ape-like grubby hands toward my person thank
as a follow-up to my post from last night about my tv not working:
lol my house phones aren’t working either. Neither is my blow dryer. Or the garage door.
We had a really bad storm yesterday. It was like a hurricane, and the lightning was awful. I didn’t even think about it since I was at work at the time and didn’t see what went on here. The garage door had been clicking for a week, so I figured it just finally gave out.
I just started putting it all together earlier. I tripped the breakers, but that didn’t help. I’m thinking that there was a power surge and/or the house was hit by lightning, and some things were fused.

At least my computer wasn’t plugged in.