Hello! My name is Christina. I'm 24, and I'm from Florida. I love animals and puns.

Here you'll see lots of tv shows, movies, music, and crying over comedians apparently.

Aykroyd, Belushi, and Murray appreciation life.


lol I was on the verge of crying because my day started off with so much frustration and I’ve just been on-edge and over thinking everything but then “Messin’ With the Kid” came on shuffle and it made me feel a little bit better

pretending John Belushi would be protective of me and that he would toss his arm around my shoulders and make me laugh makes me feel better I’m really pathetic omfg

my dad has fit enough ignorance into the 9:30am-10:00am time slot than I should have to deal with all day jfc I haven’t even been to work yet and I’m in a foul mood

also regardless of the fact that I am literally drained of energy and just completely exhausted from being in the direct sunlight in humid 93 degree weather all day I shouldn’t be so tired because I’m not in it as much as he is and no one could ever be as tired or in as much pain as he is (which yeah he works hard but he’s also almost always in some form of shade, whereas I have to wait until 3 o’clock to cower into a little strip of shade like a damn lizard) he does this when I’m complaining about customers during the week too and it doesn’t even make any sense I’m so angry

wow I just saw the most perfect, intense bolt of lightening I’ve ever seen in my life

I can’t even describe it except to say the thunder that followed it made someone’s car alarm go off


customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

Tagged with: #queue  #BREAKING NEWS  #l o l  #retail  #work  #my life  

lmao I took a look at the weather for later today since it’s my longest work day and

high of 93 degrees

but with the heat index it’ll feel like 107 degrees

UV index is at “extreme” (it went to elevEN) (like literally though it’s 11)

7.5 hours of holding a heavy sign in thAT wow my only saving grace is that there’s an 80% chance of thunderstorms omg pleASE let it storm for hours so I can get paid to sit in my car and not stand on what is roughly the surface of the sUN ITSELF

I would never support the piece of garbage who wrote it by buying “Wired” but you know if I ever saw it in a thrift store or GoodWill for like $1 I probably would get it

just to make sure someone who didn’t know any better wouldn’t read it