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Hello! My name is Christina. I'm 23, and I'm from Florida. I love animals and puns.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “”I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS.”” Bottom Text: “”SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT YOU WON’T.””]
A quick robin phrase guide:
"I am not allowed to do this." = "Corporate/store/etc. policy says I can’t do this. If I do this, I will get written up and possibly fired."
"I am not allowed to do this." =/= "I am just choosing not to do this because I want to screw over customers."
In a retail setting, won’t = can’t = “HOLY FUCK I AM FOLLOWING CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. POLICY BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING GET FIRED. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, CALL CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR POLICIES THERE BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS.”
It’s really not that hard, customers.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “”I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS.””

Bottom Text: “”SO WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS THAT YOU WON’T.””]

A quick robin phrase guide:

"I am not allowed to do this." = "Corporate/store/etc. policy says I can’t do this. If I do this, I will get written up and possibly fired."

"I am not allowed to do this." =/= "I am just choosing not to do this because I want to screw over customers."

In a retail setting, won’t = can’t = “HOLY FUCK I AM FOLLOWING CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. POLICY BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING GET FIRED. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, CALL CORPORATE/STORE/ETC. CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR POLICIES THERE BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THIS.”

It’s really not that hard, customers.

I am in the middle of nowhere what.

there are orange trees (I mean obvs. this is Florida)

I’m used to non-stop busy intersections this is weird.

mum: [talking about something strange in the attic]
dad: it's ghosts
me: I KNOW WHO TO-
dad: DON'T
me: call
dad: I s2g
mum: and who would that be?
me:
mum:
dad:
me: Ghostbust-
mum: dumbass
blurry “what the crap I just did 30 push-ups am I dead” face
mostly I just wanted to show off my workout shirt because fuck yeah Hong Kong Phooey
30 push-ups though when did that happen. (Also 30 leg lifts those are my favourite.) I started out with ten and then last week I went up to 20. I think I might stick with 20 except for one day a week I’ll do 30?? I dunno. I want to do more but I don’t want to overdo it like I’ve done every other time I tried to get healthy. no one cares I’m just posting this because it helps me to keep going. And, again, Hong Kong Phooey.

blurry “what the crap I just did 30 push-ups am I dead” face

mostly I just wanted to show off my workout shirt because fuck yeah Hong Kong Phooey

30 push-ups though when did that happen. (Also 30 leg lifts those are my favourite.) I started out with ten and then last week I went up to 20. I think I might stick with 20 except for one day a week I’ll do 30?? I dunno. I want to do more but I don’t want to overdo it like I’ve done every other time I tried to get healthy. no one cares I’m just posting this because it helps me to keep going. And, again, Hong Kong Phooey.