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Hello! My name is Christina. I'm 24, and I'm from Florida. I love animals and puns.

Here you'll see lots of tv shows, movies, music, and crying over comedians apparently.

Aykroyd, Belushi, and Murray appreciation life.

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Samurai Psychiatrist!
I forgot I took this picture before work yesterday
can you feel how intensely I do not want to work this weekend

I forgot I took this picture before work yesterday

can you feel how intensely I do not want to work this weekend

  #the sign spinning job that is    #but I have to because it's the only thing paying my bills    #lmao heat stroke imminent    #whines    #my life    #work    #my pictures    #FLORIDA    #why  
  #WILLIAM JAMES    #do nOT    #excuse you sir I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist    #whY    #frick    #Bill Murray    #Where the Buffalo Roam    #screams quietly    #lol help  

I wanted to exercise and also try and reorganize my DVDs today but there’s something wrong with our A/C again. This is the third time this has happened, whY.

It’s 81 degrees in here and climbing (the high today is 97 lol) I may cry.

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  #why does this keep happening to me    #I have low tolerance for heat normally    #but when it comes to indoor heat I have ZERO tolerance ohmygod help    #thankfully after the first time it happened we got one of those plug-in fans    #in addition to our ceiling fans    #so it could be worse    #but ohmygod    #I called dad and he said he'd call his friend again    #but he won't be able to fix it until later    #asdjksdf ugh    #cries softly    #my life    #why    #whining    #edit: dad had me do a couple of things and apparently something is tripping the breaker    #idk I hope that's easier to fix  

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

  #OHGOD IT'S BACK    #I snorted omfg    #lol    #why  
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ayumichan46:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

This was fantastic

  #queue    #fricK    #lol    #this kills me every time    #whY    #crying  
  #queue    #Jeff Goldblum    #Independence Day    #why  

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
  #I fucking laughed I'm so mad    #why    #about me  

unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

  #whines    #why  

so I found a copy of Briefcase Full Of Blues signed by John on eBay the other night and it was $7. SEVEN DAMN DOLLARS for something John freaking Belushi graced with his words and signature

so I was watching it like a hawk and yesterday it jumped to $26 and I was like “ok fine…” and then this morning it made the miraculous jump to $512 and there’s still just under two days left im

  #I don't know why I even got my hopes up    #I knew it would skyrocket out of my budget almost immediately    #I bet the seller is sitting in their computer chair cackling    #the bastard    #why are you even selling it what is wrong with you    #whoever wins it had better not be some kind of autograph hound    #they had better appreciate what they're getting    #asdlkjsdf    #why    #my life    #of course I'm going to torture myself by continuing to watch it    #eBay  

[sings soulfully] how aM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS

  #mobile post    #my life    #look at it climbing like that    #it's not even noon yet chill    #Florida    #why    #I've lived here my whole life why can't I be immune to this    #work post