I tried to wish Richard Schiff a Happy Birthday twice but I’ve been cursed with horrible timing today and he didn’t see my tweets. :[

normally I hate when fans are inappropriate with celebrities but Richard’s responses are always the funniest fuckign things omg
I’m so happy.

“Moooom, you’re embarrassing me”.
“I wuvv you!”
“I am a grown man”.
This is my favorite selfie I’ve ever taken. 💖

My new purse came with a free tribble! Cute, but what if I had not been properly educated in tribble care? The resulting tribble-lations would be exponential! Such irresponsible business practice, honestly.
Anyway, his name is Reginald Barclay.
Donβt ever lose hope. Someone out there is also waiting for you and wondering what it feels like to be loved by you.
oh my g o d I am literally pining over here
I feel like such a SAP
(I am attempting to cover up how pathetic I am with puns is it working)